Ian notices his order of scampi and chips arriving.
During his weekly habit of sprinkling cat poison in the garden, Ian is surprised by a visitor.
Ian sits in his favourite place: just in front of the wood pile.
Ian feels particularly smug about something.
Suddenly, Ian’s brains feel warmer.
Ian thinks back, sadly, to the time he applied to be a cosmonaut.
I’m the self-published author of the best-selling Saskia Brandt series (Déjà Vu, Flashback, and The Amber Rooms). Déjà Vu won the Red Adept Science Fiction Award. The series has recently been acquired by Unsung Stories. I also write what I call ‘humorous’ fiction: Proper Job.