Winner of the Red Adept Award for Science Fiction
‘Shows assured use of cutting-edge SF ideas’ — Ken MacLeod
‘Thoroughly recommended’ — SciFi.uk.com
‘Fascinating and powerful’ — Ian Watson
In Cornwall, Andy Carrick is trying to hold down a summer job before leaving for university. The crimp in his plan arrives in breathtaking form: Penelope Brown, heiress to the Brown’s Ice-Cream empire. Before long, Andy finds himself in the surprisingly dangerous role of ice-cream man.
‘Like Spike Milligan, but in a good way’ — Mil Millington
‘It had me laughing all day’ — Amazon UK customer review
‘By the end of the first chapter I was crying with laughter’ — Amazon UK customer review