Monday, November 28, 2005

Packing them in

I went to a thanksgiving party on Saturday afternoon (hosted by an American PhD in the Exeter School of Psychology; we don't generally celebrate thanksgiving in Britain), and, in the course of my rounds, I was asked what I did for a living. Right now, I replied, I'm a writer.

"Mmm. How's your book selling?"

I usually reply something along the lines of 'steadily' or 'the next one will be a bestseller', and then retreat to the kitchen for a quick beer. The short answer is that, for me - a British novel writer kicking around 2005 AD - there is only one way to sell books in sufficient quantity to afford the private island I deserve. My book would have to be available in bookshops - on the shelves, mark you, not via the Special Phone. As of right now, people generally do not buy from the Internet. They buy in bookshops. Sure, Amazon is a powerful beast, but it's browsing capabilities are lacklustre; you won't be enticed to read a new author.

On this subject, I've just read a good (biased, but good) article on Guardian Unlimited about an upcoming decision by the Office of Fair Trading (an independent British body responsible for the oversight of mergers, etc.) on whether the Waterstone's bookshop chain will be permitted to take over Ottakar's, a rival chain.

The perspective of the authors and publishers - and, by extension, I would think readers too - is that this merger will lead to a severe limitation on bookselling diversity in the highstreet. Buying decisions will fall ever more greatly into the hands of Scott Pack, the chief buyer for Waterstone's, and the man about whom writers whisper to their children late at night: "Be a good boy or Scott Pack'll getcha."

According to the article, Waterstone's choose about 5,000 books each year to promote. How do they select them? Well, the same way Ikea might select a product: How fast and how much has the most similar product sold?

Is this a bad thing? Nobody would criticise a business for acting in the interests of its shareholders, but I think it is fair to point out that the sales impact of book is only tenuously related to its literary merit (with the usual caveat that measurement of the latter is problematic). With such a target-driven policy from a force that dominates the market, the effect on publishing - and thus literature, however you define it - will be slow but immense. (I'm reminded of the RAE, but that's a post for another time.)

It will get even harder for young pups like me to get their books under the noses of customers, where they can pick up a copy, thumb through it, smell the pages - all the stuff you can't do on the web. How hard is it right now? Well, I've already related the story of how I've tried to get my book in local bookshops. After four or five trips, my local Waterstone's failed to stock Déjà Vu despite an expressed intention to do so. Someone ordered copies and, a few days later, one of the Waterstone's staff called me in a state of some distress to complain that the books had not yet been collected. Well, question, but why the fuck are they calling the author to complain about one of their customers? Answer: Because if books in Waterstone's don't fly off the shelves, the shit will eventually find its fan. It doesn't matter that this is my local bookshop, and local bookshops have traditionally been the first outlet for books that, given time, have 'taken off'. These books are the tortoises mentioned in the Guardian Unlimited article.

If Waterstone's get to take over Ottakar's, expect less diversity, fewer publishers willing to take on new authors, and steady shift of consumers away from the highstreet shops towards the Internet. Why? Because readers still want to be challenged. Because some people thought the Da Vinci Code was shite.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Next instalment of Déjà Vu available

Get the latest instalment of Déjà Vu via my podcast.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

'Our Writers Mean Business'

It's that happy time again: rejection. This morning I received a bulky package from the Darley Anderson Literary, TV and Film Agency. Bulkiness is never a good sign because it can only mean that the first three chapters of my book are inside, along with a rejection slip.

Darley Anderson scores Brownie points over Curtis Brown, who rejected the book last month, because DA's letter has been touched by a human hand: someone wrote 'Ian Hocking' in the space after 'dear', and the same person signed it. Don't ask me who; the signature is unreadable.

It's worth being jaundiced about this kind of thing. Basically, expect it. Have excuses ready: "Ah, well, they're one of those commercial agencies, anyway." (Like there's any other type.) Or, "The buggers haven't even read the manuscript - I've dusted it for prints and there aren't any!" The reality is that the odds of being accepted are vanishingly small. If the DA letter is correct, this agency receives 300 submissions per week, and they only take on two or three writers each year. That means the probability of being accepted is 3 in 15,000 or 1 in 5000. Critical acclaim - which, to be nakedly honest for a moment, I have as much as I could hope for - doesn't cut it. Maybe that meant the submission was read (yes, there are thumb prints!). I doubt that all 15,000 are read.

One small gripe: Both Curtis Brown and Darley Anderson stipulate that they want exclusive consideration of the material, and their consideration time runs to six weeks. In the event, I've got through them in two months, which is lightning fast in publishing industry terms. (Don't tell me to send multiple submissions regardless. Agency readers are busting for a reason to ignore a submission in favour of the next, and any whiff of guideline contravention will probably do it. "'Ere, Cheryl, this one's stapled her manuscript! In the bin it goes." *cackle*) But now we've reached Christmas, and I don't think it will be a good idea to resubmit until January. One good thing: I'll then be onto smaller agencies who don't require exclusive reads.

And people look surprised when I tell them it took me five years to publish Déjà Vu. In the meantime, I've fought back by writing my daily 1000 words of my next novel.

In the spirit of balance, it's worth remembering that agents aren't ogres. They're just swamped and testy and 'have to be confident of substantial sales quantities before taking on a project' (from the DA rejection letter). Here are a couple of blogs that illustrate their warm, bluffy side: Agents 007, Zack and Kate.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Next installment of Déjà Vu

The next installment of Déjà Vu, in which Saskia begins her investigation, and David Proctor goes deeper into the ruined underground centre, is now available.

Downlaod the audio file here (6 meg, about 25 mins).

Subscribe to the feed or check out the blog.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Cast your pod

Well, the podcasting experiment continues apace. According to my feedburner statistics, the podcast has received 117 hits (which is a bit meaningless, since any robot might have clicked through to the file), but the podcast itself has been downloaded 65 times. That last number is a little more trustworthy, and I think I can call the podcast a success so far - 65 potential listeners is pretty good. I will, of course, leave the episodes on my webserver almost permanently, so the overall number of downloads is likely to trickle on for a few months.

If you're a writer trying to publicise a podcast, remember that a polite email to bloggers can't go amiss. It also helps if you've made contact with these bloggers before in some capacity - but, generally speaking, if your own podcast relates to the area that your correspondent covers, there's a good chance he/she will put in a mention for you (e.g. Forbidden Planet International, Grumpy Old Bookman). This'll start the word-of-mouth ball rolling.

Oh, and the podcast is now available via iTunes.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

First part of Deja Vu audiobook/podcast available now!

I'm excited to announce that the first installment of Déjà Vu, the prologue and first chapter, is now available via my podcast.

Download the first installment (25 mins, about 5 Megabytes).

As a quick reminder, it's released under this creative commons licence.

I'm fairly happy with the finished recording. The editing was a cow, and my voice sounds like a British version of Kevin's science teacher in The Wonder Years, but I'll try to improve on that for next time. If you download it, I'd be delighted to know what you think. Does it need a 'teaser' about what happens next, for instance?

Be sure to subscribe to the feed. Next episode will air one week from today.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Audio tomfoolery

Tomfoolery is, of course, a whole level up from mere foolery, and for the past two days I have been heavily engaged in it. I speak of podcasting.

Basically, I now have a parallel blog, which is located here: http://www.ianhocking.com/dejavu/audiobook.html. This blog will host spoken chapters from Déjà Vu. It's at an early stage at the moment, and only the geeks among you will be interested in the complex interaction between RSS standards (Atom, etc.) and things you must do to have iTunes display your podcast in its directory.

If any readers of this blog have time on their hands, I would appreciate some feedback on the new podcast blog. Is the text readable? Is it obvious what you have to do if you want to listen to the podcast, or - gulp - subscribe to it?

So, to summarize, you can now subscribe to the podcast in iTunes, copy this link into your favourite podcast download software, or even subscribe using a basic RSS feed reader and download each episode manually. And let me know how you get on!

You'll notice that I've uploaded one entry already, which is mostly concerned with setting out what I'll be doing. It's not the most entertaining five minutes you'll ever spend, but, in the beginning, I'll be on a fairly steep broadcasting learning curve. I should have the first installment of Déjà Vu up by the end of the week. Why should you tune in? Well, my first post should address that.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Subscribe to this blog

Eh? Subscribe? The clever-dicks among you will use an RSS reader to find out when your favourite websites and blogs are updated. This work through a process of syndication, whereby the website provides a stream of information that mirrors the content of the site but in a reduced form. If you subscribe to this stream, you can quickly find out if the website has been updated. Big deal, you might think, I can just go check the page. Well, you can, but with all your feeds together in one place, you can check tens of sites simultaneously.

Eric von Rothkirch, an American author currently writing a novel as part of the NaNoWriMo program, pointed out to me than the syndication feed for my blog appears to be missing. I'm not sure where it's gone, but while I try to put it back, you can use this link to subscribe to my blog: http://ianhocking.com/atom_blog.xml.

i use an excellent open-source program on my Mac called Vienna, and I would recommended it as an RSS reader to any Mac user. If you use a PC, check out these RSS readers. (And more Mac readers are available, of course.)

Happy subscribing!

A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian

Another quick post to say that my review of Marina Lewycka's 'A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian' has been published on spikemagazine.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

A Podcasting Experiment

This week, I'm excited to announce that I've reached an agreement with my publisher, The UKA Press, to podcast my novel, Déjà Vu. I hope to start next week. Déjà Vu was released earlier this year and, as a small press book, it has reached the point where my enthusiasm for getting it publicity has waned. Its Amazon sales rank has plateau'd and there's no hope of getting it into bookshops. In other words, releasing a spoken word version of the web is not going to hurt sales!

En passant, I'll probably read the first three chapters of my new, unpublished novel, Proper Job (charting the hilarious misadventures of an ice-cream man).

That's all for this week. I'm down in Cornwall typing this on my parents' dining table, so it's a quick one.