Apple’s New Macbook

Well, instead of work­ing last night I spent sev­er­al hours schem­ing over my fin­ances, dogged by the ques­tion, how will I be able to afford one of these? Sell a kid­ney? Even — gulp — a nov­el?

Those read­ers who use a PC prob­ably don’t know or care what the fuss is about. Mac read­ers, well, isn’t this a sweet machine? Dual boot straight to Windows? Intel Core Duo (1.83 GHz to 2.0 GHz)? 1280x800 dis­play, built-in iSight cam­era, Apple Remote con­trol­ler, and it even comes in black to match your swanky iPod nano? And only 750 squid?

*Dribble*.

Author: Ian Hocking

Writer and psychologist.

2 thoughts on “Apple’s New Macbook”

  1. Go on, go on, you know you want it, just put it on your cred­it card. You can worry about pay­ing for it later. You’ll have a book deal by then. Just buy it. Now. Before they run out. What if they run out? You don’t want that to hap­pen. You want it. You want it so much. Don’t think. Buy. You know it will make you happy. You know you will be ful­filled. You will feel ful­filled in a way you have nev­er exper­i­enced before. You will be com­plete…

    Sorry. I don’t know what came over me.

  2. 🙂 If only that wasn’t hor­ri­fy­ingly close to the voice I already have inside my head.

    Did I men­tion they also come in black?

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