Apple’s New Macbook

Well, instead of working last night I spent several hours scheming over my finances, dogged by the question, how will I be able to afford one of these? Sell a kidney? Even – gulp – a novel?

Those readers who use a PC probably don’t know or care what the fuss is about. Mac readers, well, isn’t this a sweet machine? Dual boot straight to Windows? Intel Core Duo (1.83 GHz to 2.0 GHz)? 1280×800 display, built-in iSight camera, Apple Remote controller, and it even comes in black to match your swanky iPod nano? And only 750 squid?

*Dribble*.

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Ian Hocking

Writer and psychologist.

2 thoughts on “Apple’s New Macbook”

  1. Go on, go on, you know you want it, just put it on your credit card. You can worry about paying for it later. You’ll have a book deal by then. Just buy it. Now. Before they run out. What if they run out? You don’t want that to happen. You want it. You want it so much. Don’t think. Buy. You know it will make you happy. You know you will be fulfilled. You will feel fulfilled in a way you have never experienced before. You will be complete…

    Sorry. I don’t know what came over me.

  2. 🙂 If only that wasn’t horrifyingly close to the voice I already have inside my head.

    Did I mention they also come in black?

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